Mummy's promises

My promises to my anak2 daras: I am your mother and mummy always come first, your friend second. I will definitely stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you nuts, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when need because I really really love both of you. I will give up my life for both of you without a second thought. I even told my friends, I will go crazy or pengsan if anything were happen to both of you. When both of you understand that, I will know that both of you anak yang bertanggungjawab. Pls do remember this, walaupun kalau both of you jauh di mata, tetapi selalu dekat di hati mummy and never ever in my life ... out of sight out of mind ....